The real me
As divined by the stars, the moon, and Buzzfeed
In my previous post about personality tests you may have learnt a little more about my identity, but nothing says “know thyself” like a patchwork of pop culture labels, astrological archetypes, and online quiz results. If you really want to get to know the real me, read on….
🌌 Star sign: Taurus with something-or-other rising
🐷 Chinese Zodiac: Year of the Pig
🎲 D&D alignment: chaotic good
💌 Love language: acts of service, especially when they involve snacks
🎀 Attachment style: Extremely anxious, with monthly bouts of “I never wanna see you again, but also validate me constantly”
🍁 If I were a season: Autumn (but with spring allergies)
🍏 If I were a fruit: An apple
🎶 Music streamer: Apple Music, never spotify
☕️ I drink my tea with oat milk because I don’t tolerate milk that well, but I’ll take everything with whipped cream
🍨 Favourite ice-cream flavour: french vanilla (see above)
And I like my toilet paper hung the correct way.
Is this a complete portrait of who I am?
No.
Is it helpful? Also no.
But is it accurate in a deeply spiritual, kind of ridiculous way?
Absolutely.